The Broken Wish......(game)!!!!!

[Sky Dragon]

Your wish is granted, but you have horrible nightmares about Barney for those 100 years.

I wish I was royalty.

[TheDoctor]

Granted, you're transformed into Louis XVI just before his execution.

I wish I could speak and read all languages.

[Rogue_Kaiser]

You gain the ability, but the overload of information leaves you braindead.

I wish I had my own personal Gundam.

[TheDoctor]

Done, but it was made with a budget of $5.

I wish I had a personal chef.

[Rogue_Kaiser]

Wish granted, but his cooking is terrible and you end up with food poisoning.

I wish I was a master swordsman.

[Myrmidon]

Granted, but you soon find a worthy opponent and die in battle.

I really wish I could play guitar...

[Sky Dragon]

Granted, but you play so much that you break the strings on every guitar you own.

I wish I had the power to turn into a dragon.

[Rogue_Kaiser]

Wish granted, but you can only turn into a dragon the size of a parakeet.

I wish I owned my own island.

[Sky Dragon]

Granted, but it's that island of garbage floating in the Pacific Ocean.

I wish I had a beautiful singing voice.

[Rogue_Kaiser]

Granted, but you spend the rest of your life stalked by crazy fans.

I wish I was a piano virtuoso.

[Sky Dragon]

Granted, but you're only a virtuoso at playing Chopsticks.

I wish I had a rose garden.

[Myrmidon]

Granted, but everytime you try pick a beautiful rose you contract a thorn and let go of it.

I wish I had more money ^^

[Rogue_Kaiser]

Granted, but you only get a 10 in a currency thats not even used in your country.

I wish my luck wasn't so bad.

[Sky Dragon]

Granted, but you then rely so much on luck that you lose all the skills you had.

I wish I could live in a place where it was summer all year long.

[Rogue_Kaiser]

Granted, but due to the constant heat nothing grows, and you face starvation.

I wish I had a blimp.